I don’t know about your family. My wife gets upset when the kids are mamed.
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Mine only gets upset when she isn’t invited to the maiming… Although we also try to restrict ourselves to emotional scarring and psychological rehab. 
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Don’t knock the benefits of a handicap license plate… My daughter was wheelchair bound for a few months, and that placard was great!
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Please do not use this knife bar to hold “The poop knife” (info here: https://www.scoopwhoop.com/poop-knife/). Thanks.
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I could have gone another hundred years without clicking that link.
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It should be okay as long as you have a separate poop knife magnet bar. I don’t know anyone who keeps their poop knife in the kitchen anyway. Wouldn’t want to cross contaminate.
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This is true. The linen closet is the proper place.
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You are welcome Tony! 
Just a “knife”? Crap Kris! Merde Mezzaluna! Shit Scythe! Fewmit Flail! sCat’o’Nine Tails!
stop me, seriously… 
I wanted to take a moment to recognize that Aaron broke their v1 forum cherry by bringing up the infamous poop knife… Bravo, Aaron! Bravo! Welcome to the community, I’m sure you’ll fit right in!
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Wait… You knew about it, and hadn’t brought it up?!? I’m voting you off the island… 
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Haha! Glad to contribute to this awesome community. 
I will have to post some pics of my MPCNC rig now I suppose.
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You can set it up over the toilet and use it as a fancy poop knife…
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Don’t the Japanese have automatic poop-wakizashis on their toilets?
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As traditional japanese steel is so expensive and hard to produce I believe they use poop-bokken instead.
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Also known as a stick.
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Just because you have one up your butt…
That kind of post is exactly how you earn the new poster of the month award.
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Folded blue steel.
Which one of them… there are several candidates. One threw the ball… others ran with it.
Then again, I posted the inspiration.